business

First Law of Management: in any situation where there are two or more possible answers to a business-related question, the answer with the most management bullshit is the correct one.

This occurred to me this morning, during a business exam (resit). Immediately after, I reached a question along the lines of “what are the benefit of internal recruitment?”.

One of the answers included the phrase “upward-mobility opportunities”. ‘Nuff said.